Facts about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin:
- In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful.
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
- To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin.
- Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
- Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
- Sarah Palin coded the original prototype for Facebook.
- Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
- Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
- Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
- Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
1 comment:
Um, first of all, I had NO idea you had a blog. I'm learning more and more (and Moore) about you, my friend!
And second of all, that post is freakin fantastic! Thanks for making me laugh out loud with only my computer as a witness!
Michelle
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